You see, it all started about a week ago when my other mates Benny and Lilly showed us their pitiful dinner bowl. Murphy and Stanley decided (and rightly so) that this just wasn't right. The jumped onto their new puters and with Frankie's plastic card (which may or may not have been liberated by Miss Puddles) ordered them some treats, while they were at it they bought some stuff for others...
Including my very own puter!! And a Visa gift card for, wait for it...
One THOUSAND dollars!!
Now, I couldn't just spend my dough on any thing... I had to think about it...
Do you like my puter? |
I sat with my new puter and thought for a while... Then it struck me...
I knew exactly what I could by with my $1000...
I bought $999.00 worth of my favourite thing... SOCKS!!
That is 3552 individual socks...
I reckon that might be a LIFE TIME SUPPLY!!
Yup.
I reckon I am set!!
That is the BEST IDEA EVER! Humans could never get a lifetime of ANYTHING for $1,000.
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Nora
It doesn't sound like a lifetime supply for you-others yes, but you no.
ReplyDeleteBOL. And……….. if you tie a knot in the middle of one….. it makes for another cool toy!
ReplyDeleteWags,
Ranger
OMD!! What a great idea Dougall!! Whatcha get Floydie?? *silence*
ReplyDeleteOkay, well, better lucks next time Floyd buddie! I'll send ya some socks!!
Kisses,
Ruby
Those are some awesome striped socks.
ReplyDeleteI Bet you are now a preferred customer.
xo Cinnamon
I think that if you buy 1000 of them, you should get that many for free for being such a great customer!!!
ReplyDeleteYOU TOO??? Dougall I can NOT believe that YOU took Ill gotten GAINS from those Crazy Doods... ON MY PLASTIC THINGY!! I will need 87 jobs to get the thingy paid off.
ReplyDeleteOH WELL, no sense crying over spilled kibble.. ENJOY your SOCKS buddy... and SHARE some with Floyd... Squirrels Know you have PLENTY to spare!!! {{{{ SIGH }}}} Your very BROKE Buddy.
We are so glad you found a worthy thing to spend your money on! Also glad you like your new computer. You can email us or visit us on Facebook!
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Online Doods
OMD. Murphy and Stanley have created such a chain reaction! Frankie Furter should actually thank them because he is gonna have lots of mileage points on his credit card from all this spending and he will be able to travel the world!
ReplyDeleteJust watch out that the parents don't take them....BOL!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
What fun socks are! Woo Hoo!! I'm with Ranger, tie knots in them. They make a great tug toy for you and Floydie!
ReplyDeleteAlyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy
You'd better make sure mom & dad don't try to sneak them off into their own sock drawer - hoomans can be sneaky like that.
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
BOL, I'm a sock thief, we only have odd pairs in the house, can yous send me some of yours :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
You'll need a sock drawer or two now Dougall. Pawsome that sure is a lot of socks. Ditto Molie, we have an odd sock bag we should send your way. Have a terrific Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
That's a great choice, Dougall! You're a doggie that knows what he wants and can make up his mind!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
BRILLIANT!!!
ReplyDeleteBest choice ever!
Go Dougall!
Big WOOFS from SOLO :-)
What a brilliant idea!! Well done you!
ReplyDeleteWhat in the world are dogs getting into these days. I don't even have my own laptop at the moment and you guys get a $1000?!?
ReplyDeleteLOL.
Huggies and Cheese,
Haopee
Dougall you are a shopaholic, you should have saved some money. There are shopaholic anonymous meeting at the blogville church you should join.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
Psss I saw you voted for Jazzi and me over at Mollie's dance, a great big thank you.
Mom is laughing so hard she spit out her coffee. Now she is blaming us...Socks and cheese!!! Life is grand
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Wow, you must be set for life now!
ReplyDeleteOink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
We reckon you is set too! Dat is a lot of socks!
ReplyDeleteWoofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max
Helloooooooo Dougall ~ I voted for you today in the best dressed category at the Valentine Dance. Your wearing a kiss, what could be better than that!
ReplyDeleteSweet William The Scot
You just crack us up mate. Hope you have a great day tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteGreat idea! You can never have too many socks:-)
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