Sunday, 6 April 2014

Gas Powered Dog...

Now, don't let Floyd know I'm telling you this...


He has a bit of a... Gas problem...

It seems that he can't get up, jump, walk, turn a corner, roll over, sneeze, eat, drink, run...

Can't do ANYTHING without...


Now, I don't mind it so much.. I mean, dog farts to another dog well... It's not a huge issue.

But the peeps on the other paw... WELL... They are about to lose it!

She has been doing a lot of "googling" to find a solution to Floyd's flatulence. Today she thought she might have just stumbled upon one...

The Dogone Gas Neutralising Thong!

Dog's face hidden to protect identity....

According to the website this product uses famous "activated charcoal" cloth to provide a "comfortable and least intrusive means of deodorising gassy discharges"...

 While she thought she had found just the ticket to to tame Floyd's farts... Floyd himself was OVER THE MOON with relief to read that for some reason the Dogone Thong has been...


He was very relieved...

Meanwhile She is still on the look out for a solution. If you have any ideas, please, PLEASE share them!!!


  1. It's a boxer thing...they are known to be gassy can try charcoal tablets of my previous dogs would eat them like treats she loved them and they really helped they are natural.

  2. BOL!! Oh dears....poor Floydie! I gots me the gases too! Though, usually they don't stink (thou, sometimes I can clear a room!!! BOL)
    Ma gives me simethicone every night befores bed. Ma gives me the chewable kind that peeps can take too. It's not gonna prevent it though. Has your Moms thought abouts a probiotic? Sometimes gettin' the right bacteria in the gut can help with the gases. Just a thought. Sometimes it works , sometimes it doesn't.
    Too bad abouts the thong!!! BOL, OMD, I would have LOVED seein' that!!!!
    In the mean time, Ma says she gots some gas masks...CHEAP!! hehehe
    Ruby ♥

  3. Stop feeding Floyd dried beans.

  4. We are so happy that thingy...that thong has been discontinued. How can any pup zoom around in THAT??!! Maybe you can just hang one of those AirWick thingys off his tail.

    XXXOOO bella & Roxy

  5. Maybe dey should just keep a can of Febreze handy....

  6. BOL - yeah maybe dey should just pinch dere noses!

  7. Human Schuman! You fart with abandon, Floyd! Were behind you 100%..... a LONG way behind you... :-)

    Love from Solo and Krissy :-)

  8. Phew that was close thing there. Lucky Floyd. Sorry we are of no help. Good luck and we will send you some clothes pegs in the meantime. Have a serene big easy fart free Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

  9. Stop feeding Floyd and the farts will stop.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  10. PHARRRRRRTS are FUN. WE love to PHARRRRT... Way to go Floyd. We think you are the KING of PHARRRRTING.
    THANK DAWGNESS that Thong Thingy... was Discontinued.
    PeeS... have you ever smelled a PEEPle Pharrrt? THEY are disgusting. Certainly nothing We would EVER want to Roll in. We think our peeps do it so they they can get us off their Laps. YUCK.

  11. That thong thingie would be mortifying to have anyone see you wearing it, Floyd! Thank doG that idea was canned! Fart on, buddy! It's part of life!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  12. We had to change Mr. Fox's food because of the same problem. We keep some odor neutralizing spray around too. My sympathies to the peeps.
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

  13. Ha, you had a lucky escape there Floyd!
    Dip and Elliot x

  14. BOL mom said she hated to see the Gas Thong had been discontinued she was going to get one for dad. hahaha

    Aroo to you,

  15. It must be the food. Is there any salmon in the food? We once gave one of the Scotties salmon and the gas was horrible. She never had salmon again and the problem never happened again. Ask your vet.

  16. You need to try my dog food - it contains Yucca which can help to reduce unpleasant odours from flatulence. Check it out random question but does Floyd gobble his food? If so try slowing him down when he eats. Gobbling his food quickly can lead to him taking in more air when he eats which can lead to an increase in his 'issues'.

  17. Oh no, Floyd! Sounds like you better clear that up pretty quickly so you don't clear out the room forever!

  18. The thong would have been such a fashion statement that I'm sure lots of people would have wanted one--for their dogs, of course!

  19. We are laughing so hard over here. What a funny post and comments! I am sure there is something out there, right? We would check Amazon - they have *everything*.

  20. My food has yukka in it that is supposed to stop smelly farts - I think you still fart though it just stinks less lol

  21. I think it is best to have him checked by a vet. There could be a lot of alternatives coming from pet owners and I could even give you a handful of suggestions but every dog is different. It is best for you to seek a professional help if it is already getting out of hand.It could present an underlying health problem for Floyd. Let's just hope for the best.