Monday, 6 April 2015

easter evil

Now as you'll all be aware, in preparation for Easter, 2nd Lt. Ainsley McKenna warned us all to be on the look out for serial breaker-inerer Mr E. Bunny. Lt. Ainsley charged us with the mission...
" capture him, to kill him, and then eat his eggs"

Well, I don't know about you guys but.... I might have been to busy sleeping to accept the mission... But, my cousin Alex on the other paw, he took this mission, very, very seriously. He already has (unsuccessful) experience hunting the bunny in his back yard.

When Alex heard about this GIANT, CRIMINAL rabbit, he took the mission without a second thought.

So, when the peeps were getting something out of their car before they went to bed, he snuck out into the front garden.

Now Alex has the stealth down PAT! The peeps didn't even see him, and they shut the door and went to bed.

While they were snug in their bed, watching a bit of telly before they nodded off, Alex was hard at work, patrolling the front garden...

Now, Alex couldn't tell the peeps where he was going, because, he was deep under cover, and when my peep's mum was just about to nod off, when she looked down to Alex's bed  and realised he wasn't there. That was when the panic struck.

She and my peep's dad rushed outside and were yelling his name...

They were out there in the dark, calling his name for AGES... Looking every where, under bushes, near the road, EVERY WHERE... But it is very hard to find a nearly black dog in the dark, in an area where there are no street lights. They were beside themselves, they were worried that he could be anywhere by then, and they live on a busy road, where people drive really fast... Worst case scenario was popping into their heads...

Until... At about 1:30 A.M. When Alex (realising that his cover was blown) decided to come forward, and trotted up to the front door, tail wagging, wondering what they were playing at...

So, Lt. Ainsley, sadly, Alex has to report that he did not catch the Evil Bunny... Even though he did give it a solid go.


  1. You can't report failure to the Lt.

  2. Good work, Alex. That Evil Bunny is elusive. We bet you chased him right out of the state. We're laughin' at your pawrents forgetting you.....hope they gave you a treat.

  3. Good try Alex. I'm sure you'll get'm next year!
    Happpy Easter.

  4. Evil bunny = extermination. Have a great holiday dudes.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. You did your best.
    Happy Easter

  6. You gave it your all Alex that's all anyone could ask, maybe next year you'll catch that pesky wabbit.

    Aroo to you,

  7. If you gave it your best shot then there is nothing to be ashamed of! Happy Easter!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  8. Uh.... but if ya eats him, duzn't dat mean no more eggies at yer place???

    Ya needs to consider da ramificashuns of yer ackshuns...

  9. You did your best Alex. That rabbit is smart. And don't scare your parents unless you set up your own food supply

  10. Wabbit'z are smart little critter'z.. Next time Alex :) Hope'z you all had a super Easter and that youz got load'z of Turkey treat'z xxoxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  11. No No No you got it all wrong you just want to give him a good shakedown so you get all his stuff, that way he can come back next year with more Easter goodies and you can do it all over again. That is the Circle of Life! I hope you had a wonderful Easter.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  12. I am so impressed by the wonderful artwork, that the rest has left me speechless.

  13. That was a great story and a very nice try!! Don't give up

    Loveys Sasha

  14. What an adventure!