Floydie well and truly put his foot in it this time... He's been formally charged with Carpet Eating. He's looking at doing time, does any doggy know a good lawyer?!
That is bad, bad, bad. We are sure it was the squirrels. For Blogvilles' top lawyer pop over to Foley http://foleymonsterandpocket.blogspot.co.uk/. Good luck Floyd we know you are innocent. Best wishes Molly
Oh No!! Floyd we know you are innocent mate. We know Abby, Legal Beagle Extrordinaire if you need her e mail address ok? Don't admit anything until you find a good lawyer. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory P.S. Can you send us your e mail address cause mum has a song to send to you from a you tube clip ok? xx
OMDs it is not Floyd's fault. I'm sure some clumsy human dropped a delish dollop of chicken gravy on the carpet...he was just trying to clean it up. Hugs Madi
Floyd Floyd Floyd you went and did it now, you got yourself and poor Dougall relegated to the outside. Don't do the crime if you can't serve the time, but poor Dougall. Thanks for being a friend Sweet William The Scot
Since Floyd was caught in the act it's best to try for a reduced punishment. May I suggest an insanity defense? In Floyd's case, that shouldn't be too hard to document.
Crap dude!! You went and gots yourself incarcerated?!!! (cute mugshot BTW!) Hey, if you use the file that Mitch and Molly are gonna bake in the cake to escape, you can hidey out in my tunnel agains okay?! I still have your pillow and blanket in there ~ they'll never find you! Kisses, Ruby
That is bad, bad, bad. We are sure it was the squirrels. For Blogvilles' top lawyer pop over to Foley http://foleymonsterandpocket.blogspot.co.uk/.
ReplyDeleteGood luck Floyd we know you are innocent.
Best wishes Molly
Oh No!! Floyd we know you are innocent mate. We know Abby, Legal Beagle Extrordinaire if you need her e mail address ok? Don't admit anything until you find a good lawyer. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory P.S. Can you send us your e mail address cause mum has a song to send to you from a you tube clip ok? xx
ReplyDeleteI think Puddles must have a good lawyer...
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO daisy, Bella & roxy
OMDs it is not Floyd's fault.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure some clumsy human dropped a delish dollop of chicken gravy on the carpet...he was just trying to clean it up.
Hugs Madi
OMD, this is not good!! Maybe if you give Puddles some Cheetos and Beer she would be more than happy to help Floyd out!!
ReplyDelete~Higgins
Floyd Floyd Floyd you went and did it now, you got yourself and poor Dougall relegated to the outside. Don't do the crime if you can't serve the time, but poor Dougall.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
Glad I have someone sympathising with me!
DeleteOh no! Poor Floyd! I will try and find the best lawyer for him!
ReplyDeleteOH NO..... they even gave you a MUG Shot and a "NUMBER" and everythingy???
ReplyDeleteI think Pip has an in with that big Firm... Burger Burger and Cheese.
Since Floyd was caught in the act it's best to try for a reduced punishment. May I suggest an insanity defense? In Floyd's case, that shouldn't be too hard to document.
ReplyDeleteFloyd,
ReplyDeleteWe believes you is innocent fur sure AND we think dat Mayor Madi is right!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max
Boo, we say Floyd was framed, the squirrels did it and Floyd was trying to clean up the mess.
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
I'm sure Floyd has a good excuse, maybe it was those evil birds??
ReplyDeleteUt Oh...we are cringing at the thought of this
ReplyDeleteWell, that's how the saying goes: you do the crime; you do the time. I think you still qualify as a juvenile, so you won't have a record.
ReplyDeleteDad has lots of saws and sharp tools. We'll ask mom to please start baking the cake and we'll make sure there are lots of handy tools inside, Floyd!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
Oh, no. Carpet eating gets some real time. Not that I would only kinda know. Oh, dear!
ReplyDeleteCrap dude!! You went and gots yourself incarcerated?!!! (cute mugshot BTW!)
ReplyDeleteHey, if you use the file that Mitch and Molly are gonna bake in the cake to escape, you can hidey out in my tunnel agains okay?!
I still have your pillow and blanket in there ~ they'll never find you!
Kisses,
Ruby
Uh oh, you're in trouble now! Our kitties chewed our carpet and they were grounded for a long time. Get a good lawyer!
ReplyDeleteOink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig