Friday, 1 March 2013
A message from the dog house...
Herro, this is Floyd here, I are writing to you from the "inside".
I have been FRAMED!!!
I are needing your helps. I swears I really DIDN'T eats the carpets.
When the peep sawed me, I was just, um, just "inspecting", yeah, inspecting the damages done by that evil, no good, Floyd-framer "Somedoggy"!
I are looking for a good lawyer to help get me off, I mean to prove my innocence. If you is interested can your please email my brudder Dougall at dougall(dot)the(dot)scottie(at)gmail(dot)com.
I are willing to pay.
Floyd E. Dog