Herro, this is Floyd here, I are writing to you from the "inside".
I have been FRAMED!!!
I are needing your helps. I swears I really DIDN'T eats the carpets.
When the peep sawed me, I was just, um, just "inspecting", yeah, inspecting the damages done by that evil, no good, Floyd-framer "Somedoggy"!
I are looking for a good lawyer to help get me off, I mean to prove my innocence. If you is interested can your please email my brudder Dougall at dougall(dot)the(dot)scottie(at)gmail(dot)com.
I are willing to pay.
Fanks you
Floyd E. Dog
Sounds like circumstantial evidence. Was there an eye witness? Did you have fibres between the teeth? In your poo. We'd need more evidence rather than you inspecting. We've been framed by Somedoggy too many times.
ReplyDeleteGood luck, mate.
XXXOOO Daisy, bella & Roxy
Oh Floyd, this is REALLY bad luck - I'm with Daisy, Bella & Roxy, I reckon it's all circumstantial. I don't know any good lawyers but I'll bake a cake and put a file inside it so you can bust your way out - does that sound like a plan???
ReplyDeleteWoof
Groucho
Circumstantial, you are innocent. Baking a cake with a file inside to send you.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
We'll come and visit - don't worry!
ReplyDeleteWe don't like seeing you behind bars, Floyd. This is so not right!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Mitch and Molly
OMD Floyd...this is hectic stuff! Ella is beside herself - she sends licks & love and told us to tell you to stay strong.
ReplyDeleteWe hope some legal (eagle) doggy / kitty comes to your assistance! I wonder if there is a quick online law degree I could do this weekend...hmmmm...let me add it to my "to do list"
Thinking of you,
Wally & Sammy
Hmmmmm that some doggy is a trouble maker for sure....he's the one that needs to be behind bars
ReplyDeleteHope someone springs you from jail soon Floyd, failing that we will send you a dog biccie with a key baked inside.
ReplyDeleteDip Bridge and Elliot x
There are witnesses that saw you do it? We have credible expert witnesses that can testify that the Southern Hemisphere suffered a meteor which unleashed a temporary mass delusion down there. We have Zena, Wally, Sammy, Jasper, Nellie, Daisy, Bella and Roxy amongst others. Just make certain that there's no photographic evidence.
ReplyDeleteCall the Firm of Bacon Bacon and Cheese...
ReplyDelete8-878-787-8787 fur a Lawyer you can TRUST.
Floyd we will be MORE than glad to be CHARACTER Witnesses fur you.
PAWhaps you should consider a PRIVATES insniffigator. THEY usually get to the BOTTOM of thingys.
Floyd....Mr.Pip used to work for Bacon, Burger and Burger maybe he knows a good lawyer.
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Floyd! This is unfair! What have you done to deserve this!
ReplyDeleteI would make a rubbish lawyer, all I can do is woof woof woof woof woof, and woof!
Pippa
Oh dude! This is not good at all!!! Your incarcerated??!! Oh man.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm sucky at the legal stuffs, butts if your able to escape your chains, my tunnel is always open.
Remember...deny, deny, deny.
Kisses,
Ruby
Floyd,
ReplyDeleteDude, if you want me to help you get out of jail, let me know and I am dere fur you!
Your Buddy,
Max
Oh Floyd you are in the pokey. Lawyers cost money, you got any money.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
We saw a TV commercial and you just have to make "One Call That's All". Maybe he can help you??
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Online Doods
OH no Floyd, I just know you are innocent. I am sending a special(wink wink) cake to you express. It might have something baked in it that you can use to get you out of there. Good luck and be strong my sweet and innocent pal.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Oh Floyd how did you get arrested?
ReplyDeleteI think Judge Judy could get you outta this mess.
Maybe there is hard wood floors under the carpet your mom would like.
See ya in the slammer I'll be there soon too.
XO your partner in crime. Cinnamon
OMD you were clearly framed, hope you manage to find a good lawyer!
ReplyDeleteOh no Floyd!! Hope you find a good lawyer!!
ReplyDeletewags
jazzi and addi
I am here. Foley Monster. Attorney at Paw. Those carpets were eaten by mice. You were just chasing them away. You are innocent! Animal profiling. I will have you barked out by dawn.
ReplyDeleteOh man, Floydie sure is grateful.
DeleteCan he email you for more helps?
Sounds like a case for the experts. I am trying to think of someone to represent you, but it seems that nobody has popped out my mind yet.
ReplyDeleteI BELIEVE YOU'RE INNOCENT!
By the way, thanks for dropping by to send us some POTP.
Huggies and Cheese,
Haopee
I'm sorry Dougall, but you are looking pretty guilty if you ask me!
ReplyDeleteMe!! Never, I'm a good boy!
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Oh Floyd, this is a predicament. I aint no lawyer but I do know if you keep looking like that, they are sure to assume innocence sooner or later and let you out. I just hope it is sooner
ReplyDeleteYour bud
Bert
We should all sign a petition claiming your innocence!
ReplyDeleteFree Floyd! Free Floyd! Free Floyd!! We can make a t-shirt and signs and start a campaign so this injustice will be undone!
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