Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Blaming it on the dog...

Now, I am a self confessed sock thief... I love socks, they are great for chewing or a game of tug o' war with Floyd, and if the peeps are silly enough to leave the socks laying around, then, as far as I am concerned they are fair game.


(No matter what She tries to tell you.)

I DID NOT take her glove!

You see, the silly peep has lost one of her gloves. And she's trying to pin it on me.

She didn't see me take it, hasn't seen me with it, hasn't found it any where in the house. But still reckons I took it...

It's a fit up! It's not fair!

Now, she hasn't grouched at me, and I'm not in trouble... But I still don't like the accusations. What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?!

How could she blame this cute face..?

Have the peeps ever tried to pin something on you that you just didn't do?


  1. A glove IS NOT a sock. Even if the Germans call it a handshue. Just keep drawing attention to Floyd. He seems to get the blame.

    Which reminds us, was that Floyd's handiwork on your floor on the zoomie post?

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  2. We believe you I am a sock thief and I have never taken a glove. It's not nice being accused..Perhaps you could go search for it:) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  3. Dougall
    There is no what you are guilty of ANYTHING except being to dog gone ADORABLE!!

    the human lost her own sock
    Hugs madi
    your BFFF

  4. Us Scotties should go a wee bit mad with these 'people'. Even I am a Westie, but hey-ho! - Charlie Boy the West Highland White Terrier

    I always get the blame when food goes missing, maybe it is me, but shush, they will never know!! - Roman the Cocker Spaniel

    If a slipper or pair of socks goes missing (my favourite things to chew) my humans immediately turn to me, but the difference between your story and mine is that it always is me! - Brooke the Shih Tzu

    Gorgeous photo of Dougall - Jessica the crazy dog person :)

  5. Dougall that is not right pal. We know you are innocent and the squirrels did it. How could mum think you could do such a thing? I always get blamed for anything that gets ruined in the garden. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  6. Blame it on the washing machine. I'm pretty sure ours eats socks on a regular basis.

    Critter Alley

  7. Dougall...we think your peep needs to go for some legal training or something, this whole blame the dogs for everything is just not on. We can totally see the innocence written all over your face.
    Wally & Sammy

    PeeS good luck for your op on Thur.

  8. Doesn't she know that gloves are not nearly stinky enough to steal?

  9. Max says he knows it was like Molly says...squirrel did it!

  10. You look innocent to me.
    Socks and gloves have a way of disappearing.
    Did you look under the sofa. BOL

    I love me a new pair of slippers.

    xo Cinnamon

  11. Yes, but I do tend to like gloves, so I would be completely guilty on this one!

  12. She needs to remember that you are INNOCENT until PROVEN guilty!!!!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  13. Are you certain that Floyd doesn't have a thing for gloves like you do for socks?

  14. Well it could be worse - my dweeb brother is an underwear thief....imagine mom's surprise one cold frosty morning going outside to find a pair of dads underwear frozen flat on the grass - glove seems a mere piffle to that !!!

  15. We will never believe you took that glove, just because you have a million socks stashed away in your bed, he he.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  16. Just look at that face! Never, I say, NEVER!!
    I thinks the dryer did it....it's always eatin' the socks!

  17. yes, one time mum watered a plant and the floors in our apartment are a bit slanted. when the water ran out of the bottom of the pot (because she poured to much water in) she thought i had peed on the floor! can you believe it? the nerve!

    edgar and his mistaken mum

  18. It is not fair at all Dougall. You need to get Sarge to come in with a team and look for evidence. I get blamed for all kinds of things around here. One time Mommy got up and when she came back here sandwich was gone. She had the nerve to blame me. Can you believe it??? It wasn't even that good...ooops I mean I don't know where it went.

    Loveys Sasha

  19. That is definitely one innocent face on you, Dougall!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  20. Look at that face. There's no way you could've taken that glove. Besides, gloves are funny looking, with all their finger holes and such. Who'd want to play with one of those?!

  21. We have NO Idea WHY Peeps insist on Placing BLAME... ON WE Innocent Ones. Sorry Buddy.
    Why in the Squirrel's Nests would she even THINK you would want a BLAND ol' GLOVE. Now if this was a Missing SOCK... THAT would be a totally DIFFERENT ball game. RIGHT?

  22. She find it sooner or later laying in the driveway or something. Say no to gloves and yes, yes to socks
    Benny & Lily

  23. That face is so full of innocence that I am shocked, shocked that she should for one moment think that you could be culpable.
    You deserve extra treats and cuddles as a make up - and don't give in too easily, make her pay for her suspicions ;-)

  24. Obviously S.O.D. (someother doggy) has been to visit you again. He gets Me into all sorts of trouble. How could your mummy possibly think it was you that took a glove. Shame on her. Love Nellie and Jasper, the two bestest maremmas in the land.

  25. Dougall, why oh why do we get called sock thieves. Totally unfair. We should be called sock collectors AND be rewarded for it. Just cause the peeps are a little, or a lot, lazy and don't put them away, we get the blame. Obviously your mum didn't put the glove away and now you get the blame, sheesh. We totally agree, with your cute face, you are an angel. Our mum and dad have tried to blame things on us, butt nothing has stuck hehehe. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  26. No way could she blame you - that face is irresistible!

    Piggy kisses,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

  27. Nothing can be blamed on that adorable face! Nothing! PS we pin everything on Mr. Fox - he's usually good for it!
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy