Here at the Dougall Diaries we would like to wish a very happy THIRTIETH birthday to Patrick the Wombat from Ballarat.
Patrick is the oldest bare-nosed wombat in captivity, by 10 years!! And at a MASSIVE 40kgs, he has GOT to be the biggest too!!
My peep is a massive fan of Patrick, and keeps telling me we look alike... But I don't see it...
Patrick's keepers at the Ballarat Wildlife Park, to help perpetual batchelor Patrick out on his birthday, have set up a Tinder account for the S.N.A.W. (sensitive-new-aged-wombat).
We wish you luck in your search for love, Patrick, and hope your get plenty of carrots and rides in your barrow for your birthday.
Woofs, from Dougall.